Senior Mining Engineer with Bogan McShane
Senior Mining Engineer with Bogan McShane
Gather round the campfire kids as I tell you a story so scary, you might just wet your swag. It's a true story. It happened to a friend of a friend of mine.
Good morning Candidate 5739257,
I have a fantastic opportunity and thought of you straight away.
Our bespoke database shows that you are currently working in the role of Senior Mining Engineer and your ideal location is Perth based.
Our client is currently looking for a Mine Surveyor working 4/1 from Antarctica.
Given that your preferences matched so closely to this position, I have taken to liberty of sending the CV on our system dated18/2/2008 to Client X and 17 other sites in the area.
I will give you a call if any of them wish to progress. No need to call me. I won't answer.
Sincerely
Your Favourite Recruiter - AKA Muppet
Of cause I'm yanking your chain... Meaning I had to change the Recruiters name because I really don't like being sued. The rest, I'm afraid isTRUE! I wouldn't do that to you (but beware, because thousands would!).
I am hearing stories of this happening EVERY day! Yes, the market is up the fritz, or a great geological term to describe everything is that the market is "f**ked". But, does that mean recruiters play with peoples' lives? (Disclaimer: There are some great, reputable recruiter out there, but choose wisely).
Hi! I'm Bogan McShane and I am the one man band that Stealth accidentally let off the leash. My goal for this footy season is to bring the muppets of the recruitment world down a peg or two and show job seekers AND employers that there are honest, hard working, fair dinkum, ethical recruiters out there who are willing to put in the hard yards and to do the right thing no matter what.
So I take it you clicked through to learn more about the job than how many superlatives my thesaurus came loaded with? Too bad because I have a magnificent, outstanding, phenomenal, fantastic opportunity for you with a client who is up and coming, well cultured, flexible company who happens to be a leader in their field? No?
Let me cut to the chase. Here's what I do have. Multiple roles for Senior Mining Engineers, Mining Engineers, Open Pit and Underground. They are FIFO and regional residential in a few areas around this beautiful country and if you want to know more without signing your name in blood, simple. Call me and I'll tell you anything you want to know with or without having your CV in front of me.
Remember, it's your life and not mine. It's your career and not mine. I am here to help you, to guide you when you need, to offer advice and support. But never to pressure you, make you believe you are indebted to me, send your details to ANYONE that you have not given me permission to do so.
Have a great day trendsetters. I'm off to continue my unofficial role of teaching the rest of these clowns a lesson.
Bogan McShane
07 3910 0011
bogan@stealthrecruit.com.au
Join me on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/BoganMcshane
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Good morning Candidate 5739257,
I have a fantastic opportunity and thought of you straight away.
Our bespoke database shows that you are currently working in the role of Senior Mining Engineer and your ideal location is Perth based.
Our client is currently looking for a Mine Surveyor working 4/1 from Antarctica.
Given that your preferences matched so closely to this position, I have taken to liberty of sending the CV on our system dated18/2/2008 to Client X and 17 other sites in the area.
I will give you a call if any of them wish to progress. No need to call me. I won't answer.
Sincerely
Your Favourite Recruiter - AKA Muppet
Of cause I'm yanking your chain... Meaning I had to change the Recruiters name because I really don't like being sued. The rest, I'm afraid isTRUE! I wouldn't do that to you (but beware, because thousands would!).
I am hearing stories of this happening EVERY day! Yes, the market is up the fritz, or a great geological term to describe everything is that the market is "f**ked". But, does that mean recruiters play with peoples' lives? (Disclaimer: There are some great, reputable recruiter out there, but choose wisely).
Hi! I'm Bogan McShane and I am the one man band that Stealth accidentally let off the leash. My goal for this footy season is to bring the muppets of the recruitment world down a peg or two and show job seekers AND employers that there are honest, hard working, fair dinkum, ethical recruiters out there who are willing to put in the hard yards and to do the right thing no matter what.
So I take it you clicked through to learn more about the job than how many superlatives my thesaurus came loaded with? Too bad because I have a magnificent, outstanding, phenomenal, fantastic opportunity for you with a client who is up and coming, well cultured, flexible company who happens to be a leader in their field? No?
Let me cut to the chase. Here's what I do have. Multiple roles for Senior Mining Engineers, Mining Engineers, Open Pit and Underground. They are FIFO and regional residential in a few areas around this beautiful country and if you want to know more without signing your name in blood, simple. Call me and I'll tell you anything you want to know with or without having your CV in front of me.
Remember, it's your life and not mine. It's your career and not mine. I am here to help you, to guide you when you need, to offer advice and support. But never to pressure you, make you believe you are indebted to me, send your details to ANYONE that you have not given me permission to do so.
Have a great day trendsetters. I'm off to continue my unofficial role of teaching the rest of these clowns a lesson.
Bogan McShane
07 3910 0011
bogan@stealthrecruit.com.au
Join me on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/BoganMcshane
____________________________________________________________
Subscribe to our 6 weekly "RockOn" Newsletter via our web site for the most up to date industry news, opportunities, candidates, feature articles and comic relief. Some of the content includes:
- Highly sought Job Vacancies
- Candidates on the Hunt
- Interesting feature articles & industry news
- McShane's "Bogan Rant" - a must read!
- Share Tips & Property Reports from industry specialists and much more!!
If you want to receive this newsletter, simply send your email details to bogan@stealthrecruit.com.au or visit our website and subscribe -www.stealthrecruitment.com.au
www.stealthrecruitment.com.au
Phone 07 3910 0011
21 Wellington Road EAST BRISBANE, QLD 4169
21 Wellington Road EAST BRISBANE, QLD 4169
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